Things he says

A few Xanderisms from over the last month:

 I just wiped my butt all by myself. It was a really big poop! It was a man poop!

 He made a "jet" out of blocks: "It doesn't run out of gas because it has power." Mom: "Where does it get it's power?" X: "Ummm...from gas (very matter of factly)"

 Mom: "Are you sure you want French Fries they are made out of potatoes?" X: "No they aren't" Mom: "well, what are they made of?" X: "They are made of sauce and...(trails off) then proceeds to eat a few French Fries drowned in ketchup.